Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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