Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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