I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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