she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
two words: eviction party
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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