We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Randomize
