Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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