is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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