why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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