At least make sure they are 18
Why
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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