That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Randomize
