I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
