How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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