You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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