I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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