I wanna passion pit in your ass
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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