Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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