Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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