Tell her she can't have a vagina
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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