we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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