We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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