how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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