ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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