ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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