Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
nutella sex= disaster
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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