Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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