So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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