well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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