This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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