i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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