It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I see more hoeing in ur future
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