The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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