Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.