The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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