i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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