If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Dick very happy bro
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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