I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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