all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We got so high we made milksteak
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
