For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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