Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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