i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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