SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
