Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
