I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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