please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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