Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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