I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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