Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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