Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
