i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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