so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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