Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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