u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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