Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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