woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
