So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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