I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize