But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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