He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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